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Category Archive: ~ Sarcastic Gamer Archive

  • 10th, October
    SG Review: Valve Presents: The Sacrifice

    I’m not much of a comic book nerd. Although I love mangas, as well as the heroes we now have from American comic books, I don’t delve into them as much as I should. Yet give it to Valve to convince me to read comics when they make them. Valve Presents: The Sacrifice, And Other Steam-Powered…

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  • 05th, October
    Let’s Review: Batman: Arkham Asylum

    A few of us here at Sarcastic Gamer can’t wait to get our hands on Batman: Arkham City in two weeks. The game has shown great promise in teaser trailers, gameplay footage, and what we’ve played at E3 and PAX. I’m so excited for Batman that I’m giving out Arkham City posters for those that…

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  • 03rd, October
    Extra Life: Win Arkham City posters, games, and more!

    Extra Life 2011 is fast approaching! I hope you’re stacking up on those energy drinks and pizza coupons, because you’ll definitely need some sustenance to make it through. Last year I was happy to give donators a chance to win some great Enslaved prizes, some of which were very difficult to let go of, and…

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  • 03rd, October
    Sarcastic Shuffle: Open Letter Campaign

    Sarcastic Shuffle is a weekly roundup of all the funnies and serious drivel the SG staff comes up with for the blog and your reading pleasure. We want to make sure you never miss any of it! Sarcastic Gamer brings you even more coverage from Eurogamer! We also have some Star Wars talk, a chance…

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  • 30th, September
    SG Review: BloodRayne: Betrayal

    The BloodRayne series doesn’t seem to have the best reputation. The BloodRayne movies aren’t exactly masterpieces, and the games themselves have proven mediocre at best. I love the concept of Rayne’s character since she’s essentially the female version of Blade, yet for a long while she was just reduced to sexuality and… sexuality. So when…

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  • 26th, September
    Sarcastic Shuffle: Help & Farewells

    Sarcastic Shuffle is a weekly roundup of all the funnies and serious drivel the SG staff comes up with for the blog and your reading pleasure. We want to make sure you never miss any of it! SG’s flagship podcast known as the Red Show officially said its goodbyes last week, so go listen to…

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  • 19th, September
    Sarcastic Shuffle: Jedi Kitten Mishaps

    Sarcastic Shuffle is a weekly roundup of all the funnies and serious drivel the SG staff comes up with for the blog and your reading pleasure. We want to make sure you never miss any of it! I don’t have much to say at the current moment except, “OMG KITTIES! AND STAR WARS! JEDI KITTIES!”…

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  • 16th, September
    Gamernights Resistance 3 & Borderlands

    I usually have a big smile on my face when I write these posts, because it means some gaming time with the Sarcastic Gamer family! If you haven’t participated in a gamernight before, what are you waiting for? Get to meet some fellow SG fans while killing some Chimera!

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