Esmeralda Portillo
Category Archive: ~ Sarcastic Gamer Archive
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Esme’s Top 10 Games of 2010
As the 2010 year comes to a close in less than two weeks, everyone now has time to reflect on the important things of the last 12 months like their worst hangover, annulled marriages, and their top favorite games. I decided to jump on the bandwagon and do the same, because I know everyone cares…
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SG Review: Vanquish
Check your machismo at the door and get ready for some fast-paced action and heavy gunplay when you sit down to play this new title from Platinum Games. Vanquish is a roller-coaster ride that truly surprised me at E3, and didn’t fail to disappoint gameplay-wise when it touched down on my console at home (and…
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SG Review: Enslaved: Odyssey to the West
Love throwing women around like they’re sacks of wheat? Want to let out your frustration on technology before it kills humanity (because you know it’s only a matter of time)? Like monkeys? Want just an overall great story? Enslaved: Odyssey to the West is not only your game, but it’s the sleeper hit of 2010.
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SG E3 2010: Warriors of Rock may actually rock?
When the name “Guitar Hero” is dropped, it’s almost rare to hear praise and admiration nowadays – in Yamster’s case, it’s nothing but screams and items being flung across the room. For a while it seemed like the market for music video games had been bled dry, and Activision did most of the cutting. That’s…
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SG E3 2010: Gamer girls want some eye candy too!
Beer, chicken wings, Xbox, doughnuts, boobies and fake boobies. I’m sure I’ve grabbed every male reader’s attention. When it comes to the gaming industry, it’s no secret that it is a testosterone-dominated field. From the development of games to the retail shelves, it has always been an area in which men strive and excel. However,…
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SG E3 2010: Dance Central again… with a splash of Frawlz!
Turn your speakers up and make sure your bladder’s empty to prepare yourself for some great footage, because you are about to witness, me, Frawlz, Dave, Darkwonders, Truth & Justice and GTR’s Godfree and LadyLuck as we tried Dance Central! (Or should I say, Dance Central tried Frawlz out!) Click over for the video! You…
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SG E3 2010: Epic Mickey isn’t an epic win
I’d first like to start my article by saying… YAY E3! I’m actually HERE!! #@%*&!!!!
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